1. Until the lion has his historian, the hunter will always be the hero.

    African Proverb 

    This proverb exists in different forms in many parts of Africa

    "Until lions have their own historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter" (Igbo, Nigeria).

    "Until lions start writing down their own stories, the hunters will always be the heroes" (Kenya and Zimbabwe).

    Black/African history has always being taught/told from the perspective of White American/European colonisers. We need to reclaim our history and culture. No more white African Queens, Kings and Gods, there needs to be a true representation of African history and culture in the media. 

    (via beautiesofafrique)

    Reblogged from: jaythenerdkid
  2. That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
    read that, again.  (via hubbbaahubbbaa)
    Reblogged from: thepacificrimjob
  3. do-not-touch-my-food:

Cashew Chicken
    Reblogged from: do-not-touch-my-food
  4. surimistick:

    i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

    "you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

    and i was like woah

    thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

    Reblogged from: ixnay-on-the-oddk
  5. invisiblechickens:

    twigfingers:

    bornforthismiserybusiness:

    profoak:

    how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

    How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

    Musicians make a lot of money from touring

    when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

    yesterday with ur mom

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  6. fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    fauxboy:

    starshinethecat1:

    xxgoldie12xx:

    the-winchesters-in-221b:

    2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

    davespritedave:

    hoechlolly:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    imagine-tenthousand:

    mockinggrass:

    Go big or go home 

    So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

    In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

    image

    So I decided to try it

    image

    alrighty, let’s go one more step

    image

    image

    image

    i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

    image

    THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

    image

    Story of my life

    image

    that’s a first.

    I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

    I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  7. the-girl-from-hyrule:

    andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

    johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

    voldemortsss:

    Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

    image

    Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

    Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog

    Reblogged from: jaythenerdkid
  8. gruesome-kids:

    beben-eleben:

    This Illustrator Turns the World Around Him into Real-Life Cartoons

    This is fantastic

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  9. karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.


lmfao

    karkats-screaming-tentadick:

    hippopotthefuckingllamas:

    So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

    onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

    lmfao

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  10. shavingryansprivates:

    digatisdi-deactivated20140324:

    Please be joking

    port o’ rico

    omfg this guy is a dumbass

    Reblogged from: dutchster
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