Stuff that makes me laugh, cry, or angry. Stuff about my life. Stuff about me.
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4
Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
what are you guys saying
obviously this person gets it
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Priorities. Figure them out.
I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.
one day i aspire to shop price high to low